oh how i love them

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

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dimension 20 zine jam 2023!

aka i wrote six fics in a month because i am nothing but filled with hubris, or something. all for @d20zinejam.

a love like this all it does is burn. – for an incomplete catalogue of life in calorum (full zine here). 5k. features @zeropencils's oc petra pitaya and my oc madiucha capron on madiucha and petra's no good very bad fantasy road trip.

i wanna take you for all that you got. – for the bad parents zine (full zine here). 2.6k. arianwen encounters angwyn for the first time since childhood at a party.

kesaria kolbasa. – for mini but mighty, a dimension 20 battle minis zine (full zine here). meat fighter 3's wiki page. roughly 1k.

a teenage vow in a parking lot, til tonight do us part. – for fig & the ______ (full zine here). 3k. fig and gorgug recruit two new members to join fig & the cig figs.

you're my sweetest crime. – for d20 rare-pair zine (full zine here). 2k. lady sylmenar and wuvvy meet at a masquerade ball. they don't realize they share a common goal — to get revenge on the people who scorned them.

baby, i didn't say my vows. – for when you're here, you're family (full zine here). 2k. someone objects at plumbeline uvano's wedding.

I love you fics that stay true to the character I love you fics that I open and say oh he would say that I love you fics that keep a character’s little imperfections in I love you fics that understand the original media I love you fics that are clearly from authors who care